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lunes, febrero 27th, 2012

A Queen, a President and a CRO employee died and all went to hell.

– The Queen said: I miss my country , I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there….
She called and talked for about 5 minutes… then she said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 5 million dollars…
5 million dollars for a 5 minutes call ?!!!
She wrote him a check and went back to sit back on her chair….

– The President was so jealous, he started screaming, me too I wanna call my country, I wanna see how everybody is doing too…
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 10 million dollars…
10 million dollars for a 2 minutes call ?!!!!!!
He wrote him a check and went to sit back on his chair…

– The CRO employee was extremely jealous too… he started screaming and screaming, I wanna call my CRO too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to my boss, to my colleagues, to my investigators, I wanna talk to everybody…
He called the CRO and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking… then he said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: $ 2
The Queen the President screamed:
Only 2 dollars ?!!!
The devil goes: well, from hell to hell is considered a local call !!